when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.
So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.
finally i can quench my thirst
i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out